43 Ridiculous Texts That Couldn't Have Played Out Any Worse

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Aug 11, 2017 6:00 PM EDT
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  • 01
    Text - Why did the chicken cross the road Why To get to the idiots house Knock knock Who's there The chicken Delivered Listen up you motherfgker
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    Text - What do you call an alligator in a vest? 54 mins ago whatever his name is 15 mins ago No silly an investigator! 10 mins ago i would call him sir 9 mins ago
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    Text - 90% oo AT&T 4G 11:57 AM Messages Contact Mom iMessage Today 11:55 AM How make chicken what Where buy chicken mom this isn't google Delivered Avacoda Send iMessage
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  • 04
    Text - I'm Pallb 11:12 PM you're trumpet What 11:12 PM that's a horn so immmmmm 11:13 PM in a school band 11:17 PM
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    Text - Call FaceTime Add Contact iMessage Feb 11, 2013, 1:11 AM I can't believe how cheap green beans are Who is this? And what green beans? Like from the store Delivered What store? Who is this??
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  • 06
    Product - We're holding hands Why don't u touch me like that
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    Text - Babe why your not textin back? Because I'm driving So what text me! Did u see the commercial Yea but I miss you That's dange What babe? Babe Omg you okay? See you got scared
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    Text - AT&T 10:59 AM 84% Contact Messages Mom iMessage Today 10:57 AM Hi mom Read 10:57 AM Nugget Emily Nugget Not nugget Nugget ???? You're a wreck Delivered Did you do this?? iMessage Send mcwrap: Ichanged hi to nugget in my mom's phone
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    Green - I hit a tree WHAT? Are you okay? Or should I say oaky? Haha Sorry But actually
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    Text - e 97% Verizon LTE 9:40 AM Messages+1(508) 361-2... Edit HIVessage Apr 18, 2013, 9:39 AM Look at the size of this cantaloupe Wtf who is this???! Delivered iMessage Send QW ERT YUIO P ASDF GH J K L ZXCVBNM 123 return space
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    Nose - orin @orinLanne My sweet mom thinks this morph of my dog and Paul Giamatti is my dog's actual face .oo T-Mobile LTE 2:37 PM Messages Mama Details Love y'all so much! Yesterday 8:.01 PM Today 1:45 PM What a wise old face that is. Love this... Text Messae Send
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    Text - iMessage Today 10:22 PM Scientifically, it's mad fucked up that humans drink the milk of another animal when we make our own. Like you don't see rhinos sucking on a goat for milk. Mad fucked up scientifically. How high are you Yes
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    Text - Dad Messages (2) Edit Call FaceTime Contact Text Message Jan 8, 2013, 8:30 PM I'm gay Im not gay your mother took my phone more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM
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    Text - I just took a hit off my G pen and drank some Dr. Pepper and it tasted like tuna fish in mayonnaise Pretty sure I'm having a stroke Can I use you as a reference for a job application to GameStop
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    Text - Text Message Today 4:49 PM movie concept: sharknado vs storm from xmen. she can control the tornado, but not the sharks Today 10:18 PM Who is this jdjcjcjdj
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  • 16
    Text - Delivered I just woke up can u give me a min before u start being weird
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  • 17
    Text - there is a snake in my tent oh really?:) Read 10:33 AM any other time l'd play along but right now there is a literal snake in my tent
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    Text - 81% D4 21:53 Messages (1) Mumma Contact Wanna hear a joke? but you never make jokes Imade you
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    Text - I want to name my daughter mayonnaise and shorten May. May isn't short for anything so no one will ever ask what her full name is but she'll constantly live with the knowledge that she's named after a condiment. 9:03p
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    Text - Nana Messages Edit Love Dec 7, 2012, 11:04 PM One dimention. Did you get to See them Lovr OText Message Send
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  • 21
    Transport - Why did the turkey cross the road? Sent as Text Message STOP He didn't. He's an asshole and just stood in front of my car for 5 min
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  • 22
    Text - nudes? lets role play first. be bank owner and ill be the robber okay hi miss how can i help you? are you a bank? yes then leave me a loan Delivered wait what
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  • 23
    Text - What r u up to I'm watching parks and rec No. I mean with ur life Today 7:31 PM I'm watching parks and rec Delivered
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  • 24
    Text - Lauren Reeves Follow @laurenreeves Last night my sister texted me asking if she should let my 4 year old nephew watch Game of Thrones. John won't go to bed. Do you think it's okay if I let him watch tonight's Game of Thrones? Are you insane?! Absolutely not! There's way too much going on, he'll be completely lost. He has to start from season one or it just won't make any sense. Delivered Message
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  • 25
    Text - iMessage Today 8:20 PM in all honestly how big do you think the Hulk's dick is like do you think it was proportionate to his body Read 8:20 PM Umm...who is this?
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  • 26
    Text - Jon Behrle III Follow @jbehrle3 Probably should've read that more carefully Stop texting me 1 don't give a fuck Today is April Orcutt's birthday Reply to post a wish on her Timeline or reply with 1 to post "Happy Birthday!" Comment Be the first person to like this Stop texting me don't give a fuck April Orcutt Excuse me what? ust now Like Reply ext Message I'm Yeah QWERT YUIOP RETWEETS LIKES 120,676 404,387
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  • 27
    Text - eooo 3G 8:58 PM 47% Messages (1) Grandma A. Contact iMessage Today 8:54 PM Heard you got an iphone! How do you like it? Delivered Massachusetts iMessage Send
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  • 28
    Text - Today 4:55 PM my mom bought me a two carrot ring karat* Delivered
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  • 29
    Text - u home Ye can I have the thing Read 6:32 PM The "thing"? the history notes...
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  • 30
    Text - Sana Follow @michaelsana13 I've never laughed so hard in my entire life Demarco Hannahq He.... Ason Lets play IMessage Yesterday 11:48 PM Oay Demarco Shango I changed Allison phone to whenever she says "sorry" to some really long Star Wars quote Caed h the yrics Ready Yes ready Darth Plagueis The Wise? thought not. it's not a story the Jed would tell you it's a Sith legend. Darth Plaguels was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so Make her say sorry in the group chat powerful and so wise he could us
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  • 31
    Text - Today 12:55 PM Dude Buttholes are like pockets Like you can store stuff up there And keep it safe no they are not do not do that Delivered
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  • 32
    Text - 72% co AT&T LTE 7:17 PM Messages (8) Hot Stuff Details Yesterday 10:45 PM What if the g in gif is silent Go the fuck to sleep What gif I don't want to Delivered Fuck off
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  • 33
    Product - Today 6:39 PM Think you have the wrong number. But I like your style
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  • 34
    Text - talk dirty to me I'm not wearing any underwear because you never put the fucking laundry in the fucking dryer like I asked you to 100 fucking times.
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    Text - 5:08 PM 71 % AT&T 3G Grandma Edit Messages Dec 23, 2011 5:02 PM Do you have an extra gift girl For what? Tall thin Jessi friend We have a nice snuggie It's extra. $20 Bog ? Delivered iMessage Send
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    Text - actually i used to eat sand Rwait rlly yeah everytime i went to the beach i would just eat the sand
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  • 37
    Skin - IMessage Today 2:46 PM Hey baby im jus chillin if you wanna come over.. She gave you the wrong number brotha Read 2:48 PM Fuck
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  • 38
    Text - @ 1 90% oo AT&T LTE 12:50 PM Back +1 (46 3 Contact Text Message Today 12:41 PM When u get home and get baby settled call me to do spots. Thanks. I thought you had the baby ??? Text Message Send Q WE RTY UIOP A SDF GH JK L ZXC V BNM return 123 space
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  • 39
    Text - Contact Messages Mark iMessage Today 6:35 PM Dude what is your street name? Lil Marco You live on a street called Lil Marco? Delivered Ohhhh you meant my address?
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  • 40
    Text - my grandpa just called parmesan "pasta sugar"
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  • 41
    Text - ? That was an accident. How did you accidentally send me a video of your dick? Read 11:55 PM No I was just messing with the camera and my dick happened to be out I swear. Haha that was so random.
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  • 42
    Head - You're friends on Facebook 6:15 PM Wassup Nun sitting at work wbu Laying in bed u gotta man Nah U want one How old u is
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    Cartoon - How old u is
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